Shaun Philip Mason (
adaptiveimmunities) wrote in
wbw2020-05-24 08:52 pm
Welcome
You awake on the grass. When you open your eyes, you see that you in the Wood. It is calm here. Quiet. There are no birds singing, nor any other sight or sound of animal life. The sky between the branches is an eternal twilight that lightens and darkens without ever becoming true day and night. Interspersed between the trees are the Pools. Each Pool is only a foot deep at most--enough to splash in, but certainly not deep enough to swim or drown. They are oddly uniform, aside from the occasional Pool here and there that has inexplicably dried out.
As you look around, you notice that a short distance away is what appears to be the remains of a small camp. When you approach, you can see that there are a number of tents that seem to be in excellent condition, and in the middle, a campfire circle with plenty of food supplies around it.
The food replenishes itself when taken.
The fresh water never runs dry.
The sleeping bags and mats within the tents are oddly comfortable and restful.
Welcome to the Wood Between the Worlds.
As you look around, you notice that a short distance away is what appears to be the remains of a small camp. When you approach, you can see that there are a number of tents that seem to be in excellent condition, and in the middle, a campfire circle with plenty of food supplies around it.
The food replenishes itself when taken.
The fresh water never runs dry.
The sleeping bags and mats within the tents are oddly comfortable and restful.
Welcome to the Wood Between the Worlds.

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"Why do you think it's Narnia? Not Wonderland or Oz or whatever?"
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Why are you letting him go on about this Alex. This is obviously not a valid theory.
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It's not a valid theory except that right now, Alex can't entirely rule it out. Anyway, if what Henry's saying is true....
He yanks the two of them into the nearest pool. Unsurprisingly, they do not end up back home. They just end up wet.
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Except they don't have rings, apparently, so maybe it's not ruled out anyway.
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"And what the fuck even is a Turkish delight? They make such a big deal about them and I've never so much as heard them mentioned outside that book."
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There's no obvious movement when they arrive at the campsite.
"Hello?" he calls out.
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He wishes to hell they were here with him, but he's surprised to find Henry's an okay substitute. He really expected that snooty Henry of all people would have no interest in humoring him.
It's possible he misjudged Henry. A little bit. He's still an asshole, of course, but maybe a tolerable one. And he does have the fucking Prince Charming thing down cold.
Alex frowns around the campsite as they approach. "If this is a dead end I'm throwing myself back into that pool."
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"Oh," he says. After slightly too much of a pause, he adds, "Hi."
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His fingers dig into Henry's arm a little harder, and he tugs at his collar. Why is this weird-ass forest so damn warm?
"In before 'world's shittiest comic con.'" He waves at the guy's whole... everything. "Should we have brought costumes too? Cause, like, dibs on brown Captain America."
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"Yeah," he says slowly. "But you might want to sit down before I explain it. It's pretty hard to believe. And that's coming from me." He gives an awkward half smile, gesturing over at a wooden table surrounded by benches. "I'm Dick."
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Really? Seriously??
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"Can we focus?" He takes a seat and glances over at the two men. "This is... well. Have you heard of Narnia?"
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He sits down carefully and immediately feels the lack of Henry's warm weight at his side. It's... well. Familiar. Not that he's spent that much time that close to Henry, tendency to end up on top of each other aside, but he's someone Alex knows. But he's also someone who has not, traditionally, gotten along well with Alex, so it's probably a relief for Henry not to have to hold him up anymore. He sits up straight, letting his foot rest without his weight on it, and turns to look at Dick.
And then he fucking says that and Alex slams his hands on the table. "No fucking way." He turns to glare at Henry. "Of all the things for you to be right about, it has to be this?"
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It's distracting. Who wouldn't be distracted by a guy basically stripping in front of them? Alex forces himself to focus.
"So what you're saying is we're in a magical world hopping dimension but can't actually world hop home." He frowns. "But what, you can world hop other places?"
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"Can you? This place is a lot more confusing than you'd think. It's, well, magic." He waves his hand at the trees around them. "You can always find your way here, to the campsite. But everything else is... impermanent. I'm not saying it isn't worth trying. Others have been here and left, presumably for home. But don't get your hopes up too high." He turns to Alex. "It depends a lot on the pool. I'm sorry that so many of my answers have been unhelpful, but we have more questions than answers still."
He pushes himself up from the table. "Now, we can get you set up with tents, rings," he glances down at Alex's foot, "medical assistance.... uh, do you want one tent or two?"
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"Two," he says. He glances over at Henry. "No offense, sweetheart, creepy magic woods just aren't putting me in the spooning mood."
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